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Joke of the Day
"Dyslexia didn't stop Mark Twain being a great writer He didn't even suffer from it."
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"How many dyslexics does it change to light a take bulb?"
"Wanna hear a joke? Donald trumps presidential candidacy."
"Italian Spies Why do Italians make good spies? Because they're masters of ""DEESE GUYS!"""
"Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."
"What do the mafia and 69 have in common? A slip of the tongue and you're in for some shit."
"How do you make beef stew? Tell a cow they're being watched."
"What do they eat instead of ""pigs in a blanket"" in McKinney, TX? Pork in a roll. (At least I'm trying)"
"Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography? It's called ""The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."""
"What's the worst aspect about Calculus teachers? They always go off on tangents in class."