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Joke of the Day
"Dyslexia didn't stop Mark Twain being a great writer He didn't even suffer from it."
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"I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed...."
"Nine out of ten doctors agree that dying is bad for your health. The other doctor is clad in a dark robe and carrying a scythe."
"My staircase was getting a lot of buzz, then it blew up It's gone spiral"
"It's so hot outside! I'm sweating like Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee!"
"I can't wait to see the phrase ""He was the longest living member of the Baha Men"" in an obituary"
"Guy runs into a bar, yells ""Quick! How tall is a penguin?"" Bartender says ""Three feet tall."" Guy says ""Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!"""
"I save an average of $5 per tank of gas by filling up at Costco. I'll have enough saved to buy a house in about 1,200 years."