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Joke of the Day

"How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough."

"What's worse than passing out and waking up after a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."

"What is Israel's favorite planet? Jewpiter"

"I bet a lesbian geneticist would do a lot of lab work for a clone dike bar."

"What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean? I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"What's the difference between a boy band and a band of just guys? The person sucking dick."

"Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860."

"""I see,"" said the blind man, pissing into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again."

"Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive."