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Joke of the Day

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again."

"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy."

"In LGBTQ acronym, ""Q"" stands for ""queer"" or ""questioning""... It's the ""Don't ask, can't tell"" sexual orientation."

"How is Sandusky like a tortoise? He gets there before the hair..."

"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?"

"What are the sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, Brown cow!"

"I saw a billboard on the way to work this morning that read ""Future Events."" Well, that's a sign of things to come."

"What did one hat say to another? You stay here, I'll go on a head!"

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"

"[Flight Attendant]: Would you like some headphones? [Passenger]: Yes please, but how'd you know my name was Phones?"