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Joke of the Day
"What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed."
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"If a user posts Nazi-related offensive content and a German moderator sees it, what happens to the user? He gets banschlussed."
"My wife and I were happy for 22 years...... Then we met!"
"I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out."
"Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. "
"Other parents do back-to-school pics of kids holding signs w/ their grade on it & mine are just a series of selfies w/ me & the bus driver."
"Photo Of The Day:- No Matter How Smart You Are, You Will Fall For This (See Photo)"
"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis"
"[first date] me: [don't let her know you're a microwave] her: my food is a bit cold me: [my head starts slowly rotating]"
"What do you call Trump's barber? Orange peeler"