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Joke of the Day
"Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. "
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"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"
"If you play Rebecca Black's ""Friday"" backwards, Satan appears and asks why you have so much fucking time on your hands."
"Who needs viagra when there are pictures of old women with dyed orange hair and their eyebrows penciled in on the internet"
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? ... to get to the other slide. H/T - my seven year old son."
"Shortest joke ever? ""Pretentious? Moi?"""
"My anti-social behavior reached a new high today when I was un-invited to a wedding, and it made my day."
"NSFW - What do arrogant pricks and tampons have in common? ... They are both stuck up cunts."
"I got a taxi home tonight.... Driver said ""that'll be 7"". I said ""could you reverse back a bit I've only got a fiver""!"
"My cat sat up from a dead sleep and stared, frantic toward the empty basement laundry room so I guess I'll be buying a new house now."