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Joke of the Day

"I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out."

"What vegetable is the favourite of British people? Queuecumbers."

"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers, paper shirts and a paper hat... He was arrested for rustling."

"90% of being a parent is shouting, ""Remember to flush the toilet."" The other 10% is flushing the toilet for everyone."

"what do you call a sleep-walking nun? A Roman Catholic"

"Does your girlfriend have 67 protons? I've heard she's a ho."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches! Thought you all would like this one."

"Steph Curry did what Lebron couldn't do Win a championship in Cleveland"

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? [nsfw] At least when you are eating pussy, you can see the asshole infront of you."

"q: what's black and would kill you if it jumped on you out of a tree? a: a grand piano"