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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Trump's barber? Orange peeler"

"Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT, I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON !"

"An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital. FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo."

"Replaced my shoelaces with ear buds and now they tie themselves."

"I have an EpiPen I don't need it but I always keep it for sentimental value. A friend of mines gave it to me as he was dying, I don't know why but it seemed very important to him I had it."

"There's 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"What's the hardest part of golf for asians? Driving"

"Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking? Because it's on the house."

"What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire? ""Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."""

"What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough? No, I think I'd like some more-ay."