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Joke of the Day
"Jesus opened up a shop... And it was called Jesus Christ Superstore"
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"What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist? Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned."
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"sorry I broke up with you in the middle of a corn maze"
"""Quit mowing your lawn you heathen and go to church!"" -Me as I put in earplugs and go back to bed on a Sunday morning."
"What do you give to an owl who is not being himself? A Bowl (B-Owl)"
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