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Joke of the Day
"How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter."
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"HOT SINGLE GRANNIES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN"
"Food choices How come almost everything that tastes good is bad and almost everything that tastes bad is good?"
"What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!"
"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? The period: it marks the end of his sentence."
"What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."
"I like my women like I like my movies. Silent and in the 20s."
"Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!"
"You guys hear that Atheists don't get taxed? Apparently they are a non-prophet organization"