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"Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes."
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"What did Robin Williams suicide note say? ""Sorry guys...I gotta go see about a girl."""
"What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love? Blowing Swallowing Gargeling"
"How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer"
"After watching superman vs batman trailer, my expectation during exam time. Professor : Tell me...do you read ? Me : No Professor : You will"
"Me: My leg always feels like my phone is vibrating. WebMD: Phone Cancer"
"I went to a disco last night... (mildly NSFW) They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen I got kicked out."
"My wife is so skilful... My wife is so skilful she can say ""No"" in thousand different ways. Without even speaking."
"""Upscale"" sounds like a euphemism for ""fat."""
"How do you have a party in space? You planet."