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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? anUDDER failure."
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"sometime soon theyll all be screaming my name.. at the jamba juice because my order is ready and i am checking my phone"
"There are 10 types of people in the world... ... those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I grilled some chicken today... What a waste of time. He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road."
"I just got a great deal on some real estate in California. It was a fire sale!"
"According to NASA Size DOES matter."
"I'm good at self deprecation, But I used to be better."
"I just bought a book from Apple The beginning was iOpening"
"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."
"R1D1 must have sucked."