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Joke of the Day

"Bartender, I'd like you to bring that brunette at the end of the bar a slice of your finest ham."

"I tried to take a picture of some fog... I mist. ^I'll^see^myself^out^BYE!"

"FBI responds to increased number of botched investigations resulting in civilian casualties By adding a new definition for ""botched"" to urban dictionary; successful"

"Have you guys ever heard of the restaurant Five Guys? Because your girlfriend always like to go there for ""burgers."""

"What's the most important part of a Taliban joke? The execution!"

"How many people does it take to circumcise a Whale? Four Skindivers."

"My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died... He was exposed to the elements."

"Netflix: we are the top online streaming service. Best in the world. Me: can I rewind 10 seconds without ruining everything? Netflix: no"

"My wife said to me that she wished I wouldn't drop the F-bomb in front of the kids. What the fuck is the F-bomb?"

"If isis gets bombed They'll be called waswas"