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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an illegal immigrant and a pedophile fighting? Alien Vs Predator"

"I read in my girlfriend's diary...... that I have real trust issues!! What a bunch of BS..."

"There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol has on walking... the result was staggering."

"My Car spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of people And My Korean friend screams ""Hit the Blakes"" & I'm like ""I can't be that selective"""

"Infected with AIDS If someone infected with AIDS fucks everyday, what happens? They kill everything that they fuck."

"What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? RAWR!"

"What is the saddest thing in you're life? That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer...."

"TIFU By forgetting my wife was allergic to seafood when I got her supper from Subway Woops, wrong Sub."

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ...I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face."