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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an illegal immigrant and a pedophile fighting? Alien Vs Predator"

"I used to work at an orange juice factory but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."

"A Black man and a Mexican jump off a cliff who wins? Society."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric"

"A Jewish boy... A jewish boy ask's his father for 5 dollars. His father says ""What do you need 4 dollars for? 3's enough. Here's 2."" and gives him 1."

"A feminist is seen bathing on the beach Oh wait, just a beached whale"

"Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille, but I'm never gonna give you UP."

"Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons."

"Why do cows never walk out of horror movies? They're able to stomach a lot."

"Me: Saw your bf today ""Where?"" M: What's the name of that gym next door to the gay bar? ""Golds?"" M: Yeah, in the gay bar next to Golds"