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Joke of the Day

"How are Cigarettes like Hamsters? They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire"

"Q: What's gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant."

"Do you want to hear the story on Sigmund Freud? NSFW It takes a while but it gets to the mother fucking point."

"Does Caitlyn even have a vagina? ""No, she has a *Vajenner.*"""

"One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force."

"you can pretend to be a tortured artist for like ages before people check if you really do art or not"

"Another way to get laid easily? Get a degree in journalism and become a game journalist."

"Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work."

"I bet cats are pissed at dogs because their name only anagrams to ""tac"""

"My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights... My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it."