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Joke of the Day

"One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force."

"My father told me that I should condition more and shampoo less I told him to stop getting in the shower with me"

"A pencil isn't as phallic as a pen is."

"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head!"

"First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug."

"'I'm Spartacus' 'No I'm Spartacus' 'I am Spartacus' 'I AM Spartacus' 'I'm Spartacus' 'Look I just need someone to sign for the package'"

"What's it called when you backtalk someone so hard they die? A sassination."

"What does a farmer do at a strip club? Make it grain."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women will leap at anything 15% off."

"Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? Because its period came too late."