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Joke of the Day
"Going to Walmart to boost my confidence and kill my sex drive."
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"He's making a list, he's checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's Muslim or nice. Donald Trump is coming to town ! "
"Wow, I thought ""flash mob"" meant something completely different. Can someone come bail me out?"
"Angel. Jeff is talking to Ben : My wife is an angel. Ben tells him : Lucky you, mine is still alive..."
"I searched up blind in the dictionary But I couldn't see what it said"
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is marriage."
"CRICKET Q: If you had one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A: A bloody big cricket."
"My actual wife and my twitter wife are talking via Kik. I will be camping in the woods forever if you need me."
"[stewardess] ""Sir, even if you ARE, as you say, the REAL Slim Shady- the captain has asked for all passengers to remain seated at this time"""
"Birds can be dangerous. Do you know what's the primary risk that woodpeckers pose to women? Splinters."