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Joke of the Day

"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? The grass tickles their nuts."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there he said he couldn't complain."

"how can you tell if someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."

"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb? You weren't there, man!"

"Why did Hitler always win foot races? He was the fascist one."

"My most redeeming quality is the fact that I return bottles for cash."

"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A Blowjob, you can beat your Meat, you can beat your wife, and you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a blow job"

"Interestingly enough, you can get STDs from a toilet seat... But only if you sit down before the other guy gets off. Source: QI"

"Coolest part of a space ship is the RADiator."

"Miley Cyrus's fiance wants to break up with her. When asked why, he said that it's not twerking."