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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a grammar Nazi in 2016? An alt-writer."
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"Why do black people always die first in scary movies? Because they never run from nothin but the police"
"Artist: I love painting you. Times are tough. Model: Are you a starving artist? Artist: Kinda. *continues brushing butter on model*"
"If Reddit up/down voting were to be applied in real life as an immediate feedback of the spoken word crowed subway trains would be a much quieter place."
"What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !"
"Mantra at the gym: When the zombies come, cardio will matter."
"A brother and sister are fucking and the girl suddenly giggles Brother: Why are you giggling? Sister: Because! You fuck just like dad, haha! Brother: I know, mom told me"
"So a priest and a kid walk into the forest The kid says to the priest, ""wow, im pretty scared."" the priest says, ""your scared? I have to walk out of here alone."""
"Asked for ""change for a dollar"" at the Dollar Store and they just gave me a different dollar."
"How many times do I have to refresh internet pages before I'm happy?"