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Joke of the Day
"Why do clowns hate assassins? Because they go for the juggler."
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"The best part of waking up is... nothing. Waking up blows. Fuck you, Folgers."
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"What is one food guaranteed to lower a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"
"What's the difference between your dad and this joke? This joke will be back someday"
"I'm sorry I ran over your dog but in my defense I was texting! You're being awfully judgemental for someone who can't even see."