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Joke of the Day

"Always wondered why female sentence fragments are so chill No period"

"A boy comes home from school and gives his mother his report card. ""Why is this wet?"" she asks. ""Because it's below C level."""

"Why did the owl owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !"

"Did you know that NASA sent a bunch of cows into orbit? It was the herd shot round the world."

"What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack."

"Man to very beautiful airhostess:- ""What's your name?"" Air hostess:- ""Eva Benz.."" Man :- ""Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"" Air hostess:- (smiling) ""maintenance cost is same"" :D"

"I saw Adam Sandler at the beach He said he went there for the SAND"

"Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"(original) I just got my flu shot and tried to draw something, but it still looks shitty. I thought it was supposed to make me artistic?"

"Whats the last letter in the alphabet? somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project"