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Joke of the Day

"A nudist colony is where both sexes go... ...to air their differences."

"""Oh Shit, Was That Today?"" an autobiography"

"If God hates gays so much, why didn't he put it in the ten commandments? Instead he's more pissed that you're jealous of your friend's PS4"

"""FINISH HIM,"" I scream, as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man."

"I'm old enough to remember when having a long cord on the home phone was privacy."

"I haven't made egg jokes in a while I thought I'd take a crack at them"

"Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep."

"There's a Bush and a Clinton running for president next year."

"Here's to tits! ...Cause No one ever said ""I want to cum on her nice personality"""

"what do you call 4 and 25 cents? foreign change"