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Joke of the Day
"I'm old enough to remember when having a long cord on the home phone was privacy."
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"Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver? He might give away spoilers!"
"What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter."
"How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer? They look at your feet instead of theirs."
"I just got my medication for my depression. I'll kill myself if I don't take it."
"Smart people don't call themselves smart - me included."
"What do you call Robin Hood's mother? Mother Hood."
"My husband doesn't like it when I say we are ""married"" with quotation marks."
"What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most? M'Kay"
"What is James Bond's favourite drug? Viagra, so he can Roger Moore."