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Joke of the Day

"Baby oil If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?"

"I picked up a girl at a bar. She told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I screwed her three times and hit her with a brick."

"[Texts to 14] Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey [Reply] OMG DAD WAT? [Text] Hi"

"When anyone says they've embarrassed themselves enough for one day, I smile, nod and think 'that kind of limit sounds nice'"

"Women jokes are not funny Period."

"What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice? Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week"

"'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"" A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"I know Madonna, on a first name basis."

"How do dubstep DJs masturbate? They wub one out"

"What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? A wouldpecker"