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Joke of the Day

"Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians ""Eating each other out"""

"As the wise Confucius once said.... If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time"

"I'm so ugly... I can't even turn on a lamp"

"Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell."

"[TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway Ooops, wrong sub!"

"What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife? The cold shoulder."

"What language do bugs in the Middle East speak? Scarabic"

"I went to London over the weekend and wore tracksuit bottoms in the hope of fitting in. How wrong I was. If I really wanted to fit in, I should have wore a turban."

"I want to leave this world the way I entered it ... With a woman desperately trying to get me out of her vagina."

"My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am."