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Joke of the Day

"Last time I went to the doctor he prescribed constipation medicine to clear up my earwax. He was right about me being a shithead apparently."

"I went to a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'"

"I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories."

"Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken."

"What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie."

"If someone approaches you and offers you a Black Eyed Peas album, remain calm. You have just encountered a member of the Black Eyed Peas."

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his wife? Wipes his ass."

"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."

"If necessity is the mother of invention why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?"

"My fire alarm just went off because I took my shower. Ya, I know I'm hot when I'm naked, but come on now, let's all just calm down."