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Joke of the Day
"I Need a Drink"
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"Unexplainable things: 1) Stonehenge 2) ESP 3) How my car insurance company can magically lower my renewal cost when I threaten to leave them"
"*something awful happens* *checks if Mercury is in retrograde*"
"For once I would like to find a babysitter that doesn't get all upset when she gets to my house and realizes I don't have kids"
"A man from Alabama walked into a French hospital. He was in pain."
"Sometimes you run into people who totally change your life for the better. Bartenders.. Those people are called bartenders"
"What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !"
"With Vladimir Putin so eager to restore ties, I think the U.S and Russia should form one country. We can call it The United States of Soviet Russia! USSR for short."
"My girlfriend asked me what I feel about being with her. I told her what I truly feel. Numbness radiating down my left arm."
"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common? 84% of their dna"