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Joke of the Day

"best joke When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it"

"I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example."

"It only takes 3 inches to please a woman And it doesn't matter if it's visa or MasterCard"

"They say that ignorance is bliss But I'm just as happy not knowing!"

"Whats The Difference Between A Pick-Pocketer And A Peeping Tom? One snatches watches, and the other watches snatches!"

"What do you get when you click to see the punchline? DEEZ NUTS"

"Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto."

"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"

"Her: Couldn't you have picked a better record to beat? Me: *covered in 13,000 bees* There's no way this can end badly, Susan."

"My Abuela voted for the first time yesterday morning! And for the last time a few hours ago."