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Joke of the Day
"I just broke up with my girlfriend. It's okay though she said we could still be cousins!"
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"Ben: I'm trying to read, you're in my light Me: Because I am a Solo eclipse! Ben: Dad I swear to- Me: I am blocking the light of the son!"
"My resolution for 2016 is to call Starbucks ""Starbrights"" and Reese Witherspoon ""Ruth Witherspooks"" to keep my grandmother's legacy alive."
"McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer."
"What does it take to kill a joke bad timing"
"Jesus isn't one to get angry very often.. But I remember seeing him once looking very cross"
"Everyone wants a bigger house until you have to dust Now I'm dreaming of a one room shanty inside a bubble"
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was ,""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice? He won't stop banging at the door."
"The First Time"