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Joke of the Day

"Last weekend I went to shooting practice, when I was done I needed a ride so I called up my buddy and asked if he could pick me up, he said sure where u at Then I said, the pre school"

"The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."

"An asian asks for help at an airport... Asian: ""why is my plane late? It said it would be here at 6:30."" Airplane help guy: ""fluctuations."" Asian: ""fluck you americans too."""

"If Lamar Odom would've died... He would've went out with a bang."

"Sometimes its better to eliminate the problem rather than trying to solve it."

"What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about."

"I stayed at my girlfriends family's place durring the Christmas break. Her father was being a prick and wouldn't let us sleep together, which is a shame, because he is a real good looking guy."

"Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro? They don't believe in higher power."

"Insomnia causes questionable browser history."

"I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock."