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Joke of the Day
"How do find the blind man at the nudist colony? It's not hard."
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"What do Jewish pirates wear? YARRRRMULKES."
"You're so dumb.. That if you fell into a pool full of titties, you would come out sucking your thumb."
"When do women get to climb the corporate ladder? When it's time to clean the glass ceiling."
"Virginity and candy are a lot a like. They require minimal force to take from a child."
"What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together? Moose-saka"
"Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven."
"therapist: ""remember there are no stupid questions"" wife: ""okay"" therapist: ""keith you start"" me: ""do sharks ever need to have a bath?"""
"Why did Jesus stop playing hockey? (First) He kept getting nailed to the boards."
"What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory? Bombay."