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Joke of the Day
"An Englishman walks into a pole... He tells him, ""Get the fuck out of my country"""
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"I was going through my nieces socks and underwear. It got awkward when she started giggling"
"What does an IT guy use for birth control? His personality."
"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night... She nearly took my fucking eye out."
"What phone networks do Jedi's use? Yodafone"
"Photon A photon goes to a hotel to find a room.. the man at the desk asks if he would like any help with his bags and the photon says ""I don't have any.. I'm traveling light."""
"Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's? Because omg they can't even."
"I make spelling mistakes alot and when I say alot I mean a lot."
"What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to? Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause"