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Joke of the Day

"I make spelling mistakes alot and when I say alot I mean a lot."

"What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A Fruit Stand"

"Trump doesn't like Pence Because he loves walls."

"Did you know that you're allowed to pull over a cop on your birthday? Try it!"

"A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""

"I named my eraser Confidence It gets smaller every time I make a mistake."

"To the people who don't like me... suck it. To the people that do like me... same thing. "

"Wow. Girl 1) Isn't that illegal? Girl 2) Yeah, so is prostitution but I didn't stop your mom. Girl 1) You don't know my mom. Girl 2) Neither did your dad."

"How many Firefly fans disc it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The just stand around for years bitching about how it went out. EDIT: does not disc."

"Why were the camels wearing sandals? To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand? To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on."