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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between zombies? Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't."

"Well, Palm Sunday was a lot more fun than 'closed-fist Monday'"

"What do you call a flat chested girl? Manchester Mehboob (translation from hindi : lover)"

"I need feminism.. ..because I've never heard a 'dumb blond' joke about a man!"

"Rules for texting a girl: 1. Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2. Use good grammar. 3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the face."

"My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks."

"Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet? The orbituaries."

"I like how Subway sells ""healthy footlong"" sandwiches, as if anything is healthy when you're eating it by the foot."

"When the Williams sisters' play against each other, who sits in Venus's box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad"

"Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Because 7 has friends in the politburo"