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Joke of the Day
"I Walked In On My Dad Chopping Onions Up One Day... It made me cry. Onions was my favorite dog."
Next Joke
"I hide my condoms in a box of Nyquil... ...if I use either, I'll blow a load and be asleep in 10 minutes."
"My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left."
"What satellite TV provider does ISIS use? Daesh Network"
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To control Hispanic attacks"
"ELI5: What does ELI5 mean?"
"My Thai girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."
"Life didn't work out, but everything else is not that bad."
"This drunk guy in the mirror thinks he can beat me in a dance off but I totally embarrassed him in front of the whole women's bathroom."
"I don't like listening to loud frequencies. After a while, it hertz your ears."