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Joke of the Day

"I Walked In On My Dad Chopping Onions Up One Day... It made me cry. Onions was my favorite dog."

"I have a great joke about Native Americans But... I'm afraid some people will have some reservations against it."

"What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.? ......Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!"

"What does a programmer do in the toilet? A log dump!"

"Katy Perry is like the girl in the Sexy GirlScout costume at the Halloween party who pretends to like sports, makes blowjob jokes and cries."

"This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw."

"Whats pink and smells awful? Your mums cunt lol"

"""Once you go on the grass it is really hard to get out of it"". - my six year old nephew while playing NFS. I was like i know exactly what you are talking about!! ;)"

"""For people that are hungry but would also like something to drink."" Pitch for Soup"

"It's a shame that zip is not an on-the-fly compression algorithm."