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Joke of the Day
"What satellite TV provider does ISIS use? Daesh Network"
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"It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors."
"If you work at the office in a police station... Does that make you an officer?"
"I overdosed on Viagra once... ...It was the hardest day of my life"
"Doctor: what seems to be the problem? Me: I need to be docted Doctor: you came to the right place. I'm a doctor. I doct people"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? gagged"
"What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !"
"Still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about my love note that was passed to the wrong boy in kindergarten."
"What's a woman's favorite keyboard key? Ctrl"
"Just found out Heinze Soup has gone bust Apparently it's been put into adminestrone."