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Joke of the Day

"You would be a good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"

"What did the Korean family call their dog? Stu"

"CUTE GIRL IN BAR: *walks up, points to my empty glass* Want another? ME: (OK don't blow this) Sure *she hands me her empty glass & leaves*"

"What's the definition of a period? A bloody waste of fucking time."

"Your momma is so fat... But I still fucked her."

"Mom, is this skirt too short? Yes. Your balls are showing, Robert."

"I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night... ...but he was having Nunavut"

"So in the old days Jesus told me that he needs an ark, I reply : ""I noah guy"""

"Did ya hear about the woman with five legs? Her knickers fitted her like a glove."

"Do you know what you call a nickle and a penny? The Sixth Cents"