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Joke of the Day

"So in the old days Jesus told me that he needs an ark, I reply : ""I noah guy"""

"nsfw Why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? To get back at her girlfriend."

"If getting a tan is wrong then I don't wanna be white."

"I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"

"Do you want to know why I dropped out of Communism class? I had bad marx."

"2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing?"

"No one plans to fail. They just go online. Then check their e-mail. Then go to twitter...and it just happens organically."

"Well well well... looks like someone put on some weight again. ~ my pants right now"

"Whats black and screams? Stevie wonder answering the iron!"

"Why isn't there a Windows 9? ""Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?"" ""Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."""