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Joke of the Day
"So in the old days Jesus told me that he needs an ark, I reply : ""I noah guy"""
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"Every Taylor Swift song sounds like it was written in gel pen."
"A man walks into a pet shop and says: ""Give me a wasp."" The shopkeeper replies: ""We don't sell wasps."" He says: ""There's one in the window."
"Q: What did the leprotic john say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."
"You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you."
"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."
"why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers."
"Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today."
"Name one thing Taylor Swift doesn't have in her purse Her boyfriend's phone number"
"Q: What do ghosts like to chew? A: Boobble gum."