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Joke of the Day
"I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night... ...but he was having Nunavut"
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"Judas: Still on for Friday? ""Jesus: Friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""
"Tell a girl shes pretty 100 times she wont believe you Tell a girl shes fat once and she'll remember it forever cause elephants never forget"
"What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick? Da-Ta!!"
"What's an epileptic man's least favorite element? Cesium."
"Met a girl named Gravity She was down to earth..."
"Some people are like 5yr olds, they shake heads in agreement, but you KNOW by the look in their eyes, they have no clue what you just said."
"Did you hear about that Hollywood actress who got stabbed? Um what's her name? Blonde girl, Reece someone .... ""Witherspoon?"" No, no. It was with a knife."
"Hear about the porno in a hot air baloon? It was fucked up."
"""Will, you, Mary, Me"" -- invitation to an orgy."