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Joke of the Day

"I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night... ...but he was having Nunavut"

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"If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?"
"Why do people call memes ""dank""? Because they release dopameme!"
"What's the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken it dies."
"Dear Abby My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a virgin. Is my brother gay?"
"A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. You look down."" The photon says, ""You can see that, yes."""
"How did the hipster make it to the front page? He did it before it was cool"
"How do five gay guys walk? In one direction."
"If I could have one superpower it would be knowing definitively if people like me or not"
"Go on vacation in Poland... ...your car is already there!"