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Joke of the Day

"How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear? Color coded: ""Yellow in front, brown in the back"""

"What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped? ... Dong-Ding."

"Chicken and an egg are lying in bed together Chicken looks at the egg and says ""Well that answered the question!"""

"If you want to look mysterious I would suggest painting your cornea with a sharpie. Always works for me."

"Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case."

"The CEO of Comcast dies and goes to heaven..."

"Ordered some Christmas presents online the other day and used my donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg."

"Pun contest One day a man saw that there was a local paper puns contest. So he decided to write his 10 best puns and enter them into the contest in hope of winning. Unfortunately no pun in 10 did."

"50 mph winds here and I looked out the window and saw a package of Oreos fly by my house. At this rate, I will never have to leave for food."

"A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted."