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Joke of the Day
"What comes out my ass and smells like shit? The jokes on this subreddit"
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"Your life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by choice."
"I don't even like sleep, it's just the only way I can eat spiders"
"grey matter What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."
"My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still wants to have sex with me. So, who's stupid now?"
"So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply because the wrong person will often say all the right things."
"I'm not just pms-ing. I'm ovary acting."
"President Obama is walking through the White House... ...when he passes former President Clinton. ""Bill!"" says Obama, ""what's going on? How is Hillary's head?"" ""Well,' says Bill, ""She's no Monica."""
"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop."
"What is Will Smith's job ? He's a blacksmith"