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Joke of the Day

"I have laughed at THOUSANDS of jokes where I couldn't understand what the person is saying."

"My wife went on a lot of roller coasters when she was pregnant with our daughter Katelyn, and you can tell :("

"What does a Mexican say to piss you off? ""You are now Manuelly breathing."""

"Moshe was walking down the street and gets run over by another Jewish driver. The driver speeds away and yells out the window ""Watch Out""! Moshe responds ""Why? Are you coming back?"

"Hey people - learn to spell!!! I mean my co-workers. Twitter, you guys actually do pretty well, considering half of you are probably drunk."

"Did you hear about the fire at the sprinkles factory? Hundreds and thousands were reported missing."

"How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder"

"Are you the date? Because you're 10/10"

"*Pulls away from kissing* *Puts on headset* ""Hello 911, what's your emergency?"""

"Dear Monday. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my weekend. Prepare to die."