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Joke of the Day
"Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold? Because corners are *90* *degrees*"
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"Filling out my Census form. I have to list every person who lives in my home for a majority of the time. What's your mother's name, again?"
"Why couldn't Jesus waterski? Because he never existed."
"All my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second.."
"What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black? A glimmer of hope"
"Goodnight, sweet Prince. Rip in peace Prince."
"What's Dean Martin's favorite eel? That's a moray."
"I'm ""yells at people who drive too fast in my neighborhood"" years old"
"Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?"
"The greatest trick the devil ever played is emailing you & then sending an ""out of office"" notification when you reply like 30 seconds later"