73496
Joke of the Day
"Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold? Because corners are *90* *degrees*"
Next Joke
"""I can closely relate to the LGBT community, as my own child is a man trapped in a woman's body ..."" Fortunately for him, he'll be born next February."
"I used to think I was homophobic. It turns out that I was just afraid of monsters in the closet."
"What do you need when you're constipated in math class? Squeeze Theorem"
"GF: What a perfect night ME: It gets better *bends on 1 knee* Will you... GF: OMG yes! ME: *puts Space Jam DVD on her finger* put this in?"
"Girls of Reddit what do you like in a man Lol we all know girls don't do the ""Internet""."
"What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead."
"*sees Deer Crossing sign* *further down the road sees deer nailed to crucifix* ""Oh wow, they weren't lying"""
"Whats the difference between a good joke and Bad joke timing"
"{Text} Me: Come home soon baby, I'm dressed like Leia.. Him: So turned on, I am.. Me: If you show up dressed like Yoda it's not happening"