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Joke of the Day

"GF: What a perfect night ME: It gets better *bends on 1 knee* Will you... GF: OMG yes! ME: *puts Space Jam DVD on her finger* put this in?"

"What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist!"

"Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat? Because he got a little c-stick."

"What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? Yo dawg I washed yo dog."

"Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines across the nation!"

"I asked a beautiful homeless girl if I could taker her home with me. She said, ""Yes!"" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in."

"Autocorrect is why I have crust issues."

"Take your height in centimeters and multiply it by the number of people from whom you have received oral sex. There's your credit score."

"Baby seal walks into a club..."

"what did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing but it let out a little wine"