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Joke of the Day

"Girls of Reddit what do you like in a man Lol we all know girls don't do the ""Internet""."

"Have you guys seen that great television show, ""Candy Crush Saga With The Sound From Another Television Show Playing In The Background?"""

"Global Wobbling now causes constipation http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2whgsnc&s=8#.VCJrcPldWQg"

"I was in a highbrow bar at the Ritz Carlton, and their Pianist was asking folks for requests. I said to him, ""Can you play an Etude by Chopin?"" He replied, ""Which one?"" I responded, ""The composer."""

"Wake up your lover by hysterically screaming ""Are you sleeping?!?!"""

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be an actor"" Now I'm the only one laughing"

"I once watched two guys arguing in sign language. Either that, or they were both really bad at martial arts."

"Whenever I work out, I wear a push-up bra so I can do more push-ups. If I didn't, it'd be so embarrassing and people would laugh at me."

"People tell me sharing is caring. Good thing I don't care."

"I don't understand why women get so angry and stressed on their period. It's such an ovary action"