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Joke of the Day
"How did the toilet paper beat the asshole in the election? With a smear campaign."
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"How do you weigh a Hipster? In instagrams"
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"Hell is just going to be you on a conference call waiting for the 8th guy to dial in for all eternity."
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"Waiting for the bus joke A girl calls her boyfriend: ""Where are you??"" ""I'm waiting for the bus!"" ""Hurry!!!"" ""Ok honey, I'll wait faster!"""
"Why did the redneck Father walk his kid to school? They were in the same grade!!"
"pull my upvote"
"Whats all of this fuss about reposts? I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)"