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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between boogers and rice pudding? Nobody eats rice pudding."
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"The whole ""limiting myself to one glass of wine a day"" thing is going really great. I'm like 5 years ahead of schedule."
"What's black, white and red all over? An interracial home abortion."
"Doctor asks a prostitute, do you know who the father is? prostitute replies. Oh for goodness sakes If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?"
"""Daddy, why don't you kiss me the way you kiss mommy?"" ""Because I love mommy."""
"what's the difference between reddit and 9gag? A week"
"Know what ""buffet"" stands for? Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together. Credit: This loud big ugly fat fucker drinking a few tables away from me at this bar."
"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" The other fish says ""Holy shit a talking fish!"""
"Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day Set a man on fire and he is warm for a lifetime."
"People say that it's unethical to eat meat But I feel good every time I eat bacon and remember that I've taken a pig that was living a squalid and miserable life and sent it to heaven."