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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil? A Zikachu"
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"Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14? Because they're pi rates."
"What's a knife's favorite dessert? Slice cream."
"What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop? On duty"
"My friend Jay is going to name his newborn son ""K"" When I asked him why, he said he wanted to name him after himself."
"What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe? Kilometery Cyrus"
"What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting."
"""Would you like to import all of your phonebook contacts to your Twitter account...?"" hahahaha yeah, that'll go well"
"My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming, I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!"
"Cashier at McDonalds said ""See you later"" a little too smugly at breakfast. I did not appreciate her condescension and told her so at lunch."