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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting."

"I just plugged the charger into my phone, in the correct hole, on the first try. So it IS possible, guys. IT. IS. POSSIBLE."

"PornHub removed my sex tape They told me to try Vine"

"Why did the alarm go off at the mansion? Because the owner entered the correct code."

"What do you get when you run over a goose? Goose bumps."

"I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party"

"I hate it when people don't behave the way I thought they would when I rehearsed the conversation in my head."

"The 5 signs of laziness 1."

"Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems."

"Why did the one eyed banker lose his job? He didn't have any debtperception."