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Joke of the Day

"Googles ""what happens if you accidentally eat raw cookie dough"" [5 minutes later] ""twice"""

"I get the feeling some of you have been told by others of you not to talk to me. This means war."

"Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now? One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years."

"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!"

"Indian Election Joke... How can you get one million Indian youths into a polling(voting) booth at the same time? Tell them there's a Call Center Job Inside!"

"Turns out yelling ""I can see your package through those tights!"" gets you kicked out of a ballet."

"If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison"

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"

"What do Shakespearian Buddhists eat for breakfast? Om and cheese Hamlets."