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Joke of the Day

"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."

"What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit? (Offensive)"

"I thought yesterday was going to be pretty boring... But it sure started off with a bang."

"Stephen Hawking says artificial intelligence could destroy the human race. Sorry Stephen, but my money's on LACK of intelligence."

"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"

"I always write great unit tests Wouldn't want a careless bug to crash one of my viruses."

"What's a pig's favourite casino game? Porker."

"I was in the supermarket and I thought I saw my name on a loaf of bread. I looked again and it said ""thick cut""."

"""I think we should start touching other people."" -Blind couple breaking up."

"The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage."